How to Antagonize a Pony
In preparation for the Haunted Hunter Pace tomorrow, Barn BFF eB and I spent some quality time today sprucing up the mane and tail of her steed/my arch-nemesis/token barn devil pony, Lulu. Pre-sprucing The antagonization process is pretty simple - find yourself one grouchy white pony mare, bathe her, and then dye her mane and tail an obnoxiously loud color. dat yellow tail, though Avoid close proximity to front and hind ends as much as possible. You may have to bathe more than once to remove all dirt. Once clean, the beast is ready to be spruced. Er. Dyed. sprucing requires gloves. Ingredients: many packages of Kool-aid in color of choice + conditioner of choice + gloves + plastic bag of the grocery variety + copious amounts of Vaseline to avoid dyeing entire pony. all bundled up We used five packets of Kool-aid for the tail. Lulu has a relatively thick tail for a pony, so maybe if you were to try this on a regular-sized...